hmph

things i need to happen:

• a miracle to occur where i have more than just three weeks before jurying
• tiny elves to hand dye and screen print all the silk scarves sitting in the box under my desk (there are a lot)
  
• my printer to please print the lecture notes for my class tomorrow (i've been waiting thirty minutes. i don't think this is happening.)
  
• a giant piece of what looks, tastes, and smells like fried chicken, BUT ISN'T (because i'm over meat) to appear on a plate in front of me so i can devour it
  
• someone to bitch-slap Tamra from the Real Housewives of Orange County
• someone to make me stop watching that terrible, yet extremely addictive show
  
• the growth of a real life, full blown money tree in front of my apartment (nothing but benjamins of course)
  

if only.